bird and dog

I know what's happening here.

the harpy girl is nobility, from a mysterious tropical fantasy land. the wolf-man is a lycan con artist and gangster. so mr. wolfy is hanging with his crew, soakin up all the swag, and he looks off to the distance, just gazing at this far off mansion owned by his brother, who could be considered an evil twin, but both the brothers are severely morally challenged, so it's the slightly eviler twin. anyway, wolfy is just looking at that mansion wistfully and also enviously, but only for a few seconds, because suddenly, the fuzz arrives (btw, the fuzz are lusty succubi posing as hos because this whole thing takes place in the monster ghetto). and den da fuzz go and shoot the whole place up, because it's full of gangsters, but mr. wolfy is saved by a deus ex machi- I mean, a rogue portal to fantasy-land. so a werewolf gangster finds himself in a technologically backwards land filled with untold riches and people who have no idea what he is, let alone who. so what does he do? break into the palace to kidnap a princess for ransom, of course! (or if he's lucky, the princess will fall for his rugged good looks, and he'll get to be a king). then he sees Princess Zyria Skyforger the harpy, and stops all his scheming, because DAT ASS.

... why do I want to draw this?